Cats had monuments, histories and ancient ruins. Then Chonkus took over the pavement.
Enormous cat continues to occupy pavement, residents “not surprised”
Chonkus has become famous for his direct refusal of all reasonable activity. Locals report he has been sleeping in the same spot for years, visited by tourists, loved by strangers, and completely unbothered by it all.
“Every morning he is already there. Every evening he is still there. We stopped asking.”
— Local resident
Local landmark
He does not visit the neighbourhood.
The neighbourhood turns around him.
RATED HIGHER
THAN MOST
MONUMENTS
"Came for the beach. Found the king."
"He occupied the road and improved the neighbourhood."
"Larger in person. Much. Lays a threshold for me."
CHONKUS IS NOT IN THE
FRAME.
CHONKUS IS THE
FRAME.
His proportions are not exaggerated.
The furniture is simply undersized.
Size comparison · Not to scale
ONE CAT
THREE SEATS
ZERO AVAILABLE
SPACE
The furniture retired.
Please do not remove — the neighbourhood
